Dubya Blues

I woke up this morning, and Dubya done done his war.
Oh yeah, I woke up this morning, and Dubya done done his war.
I said, “Hey now Dubya, what the hell you do that for?”

Dubya says, “I went to liberate ‘em, all those wonderful people of Iraq.”
He says, “I went to liberate ‘em, all those wonderful people of Iraq.”
And they say, “Now you liberate us, why don’t you just get off our back?”

“We’ll keep looking for those WMDs just as long as we possibly can.”
Dubya says, “We’ll keep looking for WMDs just as long as we possibly can.”
“And if we don’t find ‘em in I-raq, well they must be over in I-ran.”

“The United Nations,” says Dubya, “it’s such a goddam bore.”
“Oh yeah, the United Nations, it’s such a goddam bore.”
“I’m gonna sit me down with Rummy, whoop us up a whole new war.”

“Everybody’s talking about it - this American hedgy moanee.”
He says, “Everybody’s talking about it - this American hedgy moanee.”
“We’re just tightenin’ up the world, so the right people can be free.”

“Oh Daddy Daddy, did you see me fly down in that plane?”
Hear him now: “Oh Daddy Daddy, did you see me fly down in that plane?”
“Standin’ there on that carrier deck, I felt just like John Wayne.”

I got the Dubya blues, keep moanin’ night and day.
Oh lordy, got the Dubya blues, just moanin’ night and day.
But I’ll be feelin’ so much better, when Dubya goes away.


--- Jack Goodfellow
(Feel free to sing this whenever and wherever you have the Dubya Blues)